Final Fantasy: Johnny’s World Scenes; Of hairs and Potions [Part 1]

Oreiji and I were not on crack when we wrote this. We swear. xD

*slightly altered because the original version was too cracked to be shown. XD
OreijiNeneJunShoAibaRiidaNino

Man, since Aiba has crashed his spaceship we got no choice but to do things old FF style; WALK and ‘ridez ze shoopuf’!
It wasn’t my fault! DDD:
OMG WALK? BUT… BUT… BUT MY HAIR! D:
Speaking of which… your hair’s is on fire… o_o *points to Jun’s flaming hair*
WHAT?! OMFG. PUT IT OUT! SOMEBODY! >_<
Riida! Potion!
HAI! *throws potion to Nino who throws it to Jun but it hits him the in the eye*
OMFG MY EYES! MY EYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~ *Takes all the potions and pours it on himself, resulting in suicide.*
Jun’s dead! O:
*Oreiji uses a Phoenix Down, reviving Jun*
Great, now we’re out of potions! Thanks alot Jun! >:/
What are we going to do?
*Everyone stares at Jun*
Eh?
*Everyone proceeds to stare at his rings/jewelry
o_________________________o!!!! NOOOOO! NOT THE JEWELRY! THOSE ARE WORTH 40 MILLION YEN GIL!!!! >_<
Imagine how many potions you can buy with that!!
OMG let’s do it. <3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ MY JEWELRYYYY!!! DDDDDDDD:

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